Summer Roberts and Anakin Skywalker Are on a Break

Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen seemed to be a nice couple. They’re both vaguely pleasant, acceptably attractive, most likely nice, and entirely forgettable. We’d see pictures of them strolling hand-in-hand, wearing muted cotton blends and enjoying an adequate yet bland meal together and think, “Yes. Here are two people who are reasonably happy and tolerate each other in a semi-gratifying