Rules of Anime

1. Music foreshadows plot.2. The less you care about sex, the more opportunities you'll get.3. (Inversely, the harder you try, the less you'll get.)4. When you die, make a long speech, and don't finish the last sentence.5. Snow means love.6. The best teams come in fives.7. In space, you can hear everything.8. There's always room for flashbacks!9. When in China, listen to your tour guide.10. The